THEY PACKING MUCH HEAT?
THEIR BACK: WHO HAS IT?
NUANCES AND WHATNOT
IT'S CLOBBERING TIME
At this point a highly sophisticated computer, possibly voiced by Majel Barrett, processes the above information to find the ultimate winner. The computer is infalliable, remember? Don't blame us.
Gandalf turns his back so Picard doesn't see his lips move while thinking up follicle-themed taunts, at which point the Captain reveals his bluff and leaps on the Wizard's back, out of blunt object thwacking range.
The two magically rise slowly into the air as they wrestle, and eventually Picard loses his grip of Gandalf's voluminous robes and falls to the floor, this time cracking his head on the polystyrene rocks and being knocked fully unconscious and ultimately waking up to one of Beverly Crusher's 'He's asleep, I bet he wouldn't notice if I just went for it' faces.
AND THE WINNER IS...
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